Three boys were talking about their dads and what they did for a living. The first boy says, "My dad writes a few things on a piece of paper, calls it a poem and they give him 50 bucks."
The second boy says, "My Dad writes a few things on a piece of paper, calls it a song and they give him a 100 bucks."
The third boy says, "My Dad writes a few things on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon and it takes eight people to collect the money."
